Fetapult

From OLGWiki

An imaginary device used to launch fetuses over large distances in medieval times. In much the same way that "I want a pony" implies that players are asking for too much, "fetapults" carries the implication that a game's developers are making unreasonable promises of features they will never be able to deliver. The phrase originated with Dawn HoC No. 2, a dev chat with the makers of Dawn which contained the following legendary exchange:

Firkaan: will it be possible to lauch infants or other characters with catapults?
GL-Jeff: actually yes, but this may kill them.

Many other outlandish things were promised for the game by Glitchless's GL-Jeff, including sex and childbirth, and a host of related complications, eventually leading to that infamous chat log and a followup LtM parody, Dawn HoC No. 3.